Your Thanksgiving Day Survival Guide
Tips, Tricks, Hacks and an Epic Playlist to help you through the holidaze
It’s the night before Thanksgiving,
and all through the land,
thirty-somethings are sweating’ in a kitchen,
while twenty-somethings are dancing to a band.
Oh, have the times have changed,
they reminisce as they whisk,
wondering why in the world they chose to be hostess,
when they could have been out being reckless.
It’s Thanksgiving eve and by the time you’re reading this, I’ve already been elbow-deep in my first turkey trying to find its’ gizzards before it goes in its’ brining bag.
To help you through all the different recipes, and dishes you’re about to dive into, I thought I’d make some easy-to-read survival tips and an epic playlist. I also added in the signature cocktail I’ll be making this Thanksgiving, in case you need to get toasty.
Good luck, friends. We’re all in this in solidarity.